Revenge of the Wackos

Let me confess, before anyone complains about the smell of bias rising from this review, that I am indeed one of Rush Limbaugh’s “long-haired maggot-onfested FM-type environmentalist wackos.” I’ve been known to birdwatch before breakfast, eat camping food at home and wear a hemp baseball hat to protest chemical cotton. We’re a peaceful bunch, my maggots and I, so we were shocked to open Limbaugh’s monumental bestseller, The Way Things Ought To Be, to read that we want “to roll us back, maybe not the the Stone Age, but at least to the horse-and-buggy era.” I’d quote further, but my mastodon is now eating his book.